She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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