it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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