That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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