that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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