he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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