your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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