I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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You. Win. At. Life.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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