And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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