He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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