Christians are straight up FREAKS
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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