yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It was a blind-side dick pic.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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