from now on my penis is your penis
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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