If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Semen is not good for contacts.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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