This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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