I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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