Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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