i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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