I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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