listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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