I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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