kristin has been a bad kristin
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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