And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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