no, he came in my armpit
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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