I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Enjoy the penises
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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