I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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