Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(808): View more from Hawaii

Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.

Fav 24 1214 2653
share tweet
(778): View more from British Columbia

Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?

Fav 7 4478 1127
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(216): View more from Ohio

There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.

Fav 4 1946 915
share tweet
(563): View more from Iowa

WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.

Fav 9 1571 1178
share tweet
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
Read it at the TFLN blog
(956): View more from Texas

Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life

Fav 13 2376 961
share tweet
(+64): View more from New Zealand

He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!

Fav 7 1292 1807
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(614): View more from Ohio

I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.

Fav 5 710 1129
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(805): View more from California

On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....

Fav 2 1066 469
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(865): View more from Tennessee

We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.

Fav 7 362 131
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT