Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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