he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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