therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
I dont know to explain this.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.