Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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