So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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