Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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