oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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