Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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