I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
A bitchslap is in order.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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