You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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