i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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