If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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Terrible idea I love it
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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