ugly people sure do ruin things
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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