Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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