My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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