Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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