It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize