her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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