FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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