For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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