I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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