I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How drunk are you?
Completed.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize