This is not my ceiling
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Shame - the story of my life.
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