That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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