Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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