it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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