so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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