Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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