I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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