I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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