fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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