is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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